Hibernating

Lesbians hibernate. Ever noticed how there are a) way more gay bars than lesbian bars, and b) mostly single girls in the lesbian bars that do exist? Lesbians go out to find a girl, and when they find one, they tend to disappear. Especially during the winter months. Unless you live in a warmer climate, of course, in which case there will be very few lesbian bars anyway. There will probably be a lot of hibernating older lesbians though. And year-round softball for that matter.